quasi-normalcy:

You know what, fuck it, I don’t *want* some frivolous, artisanal, lighter-than-air computer with no customizability, no upgradeability, no reparability, no ports, and a lifetime of *maybe* 3 years if you’re lucky. I want a fucking great BEAST of a computer that’s designed to last a minimum of 50 years, with ports up the wazoo and optional drives for every kind of media! I want modular components that you can drop in a bog for a year, dry them off, and have them still work fine! I want them to make a noise like “ker-chunk!” when you slide them into place! I want a switch that you pull to turn it on! And I don’t want software that constantly forces you to get a pointless, cosmetic “upgrade” every few months either! I want durability! I want longevity! I want satisfying haptics! I want Silicon Valley to go fuck itself!

doggirlhen:

tachiehara:

not the twitter migrants putting “reblog heavy” in their bios on here… like yeah. that’s what we do here

ALT

reblog heavy

kushblazer666:

horseavoider:

crazy-brazilian:

coughloop:

PSYCHE

slimetony:

slimetony:

Love classic gaming

meatswitch:

penisgirlfriend:

penisgirlfriend:

penisgirlfriend:

DJ Sensitive Nipples is leaning over her console very carefully

you still reblogged my funny post though didn’t you. drinking the milk without buying the transsexual cow, if you will. i guess you’ll never be as funny as me on account of your weak little female brain, so i’ll let you have this one. ❤️

now this is the kind of bold transformative reading that i have come to expect from the great minds of tumblr dot com

Please can I get an update on DJ Sensitive Nipples I’m worried about her

shrimptin:

jonesthebonelord:

afemwolfboy:

sandmandaddy69: